Noelle - Day 211 (Return of "The List")

Hello!
Did you survive your Monday?  I sure hope so, because otherwise, you couldn't read this spectacular post!

Okay, I want to start off by thanking all the authors!  You guys are awesome.  Shout out to Alisa - thanks for posting so often, you've gotten on my good side.  Also, thx Jillian for covering for me on days I can't post.  New Authors (looking at Alisa and Tris):  If you could go to the "meet the authors" page and write up a profile (and some kind of photo too plz) that would be great!  Thank you guys!

Okay, focusing now.  Remember those two posts I did - things you don't expect to here, aka the list?  Maybe not.  I was going to put in a link but I was lazy - but anyway I think you can guess what we're doing to day.

RETURN OF THE LIST!!!! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

1. No!  Nono kill the bird!  Kill!  The!  Bird!
2. Just choose - cheese land or bowser
3. Task mastah
4. I shall now wander around announcing CPCTC to the world
5. Not all Joes eat mice
6. No!  Cat!  Crud where's the spray bottle - AHA meet your doom fiend!
7. Romeo Mackintosh get your butt down here right now or I will wipe that invisible smirk off your face permanently!
8. One of the best interrogators I've ever met, by far.
9. Synchronized ceiling scratching
10. The horse tempted Jesus
11. The little white devils falling from the sky
12. My spoon is dead.
13. Why are you staring at my carpet likes its going to eat you?
14. The thing generates lots of fuzzy wuzzies.
15. Do you have a problem with smiley faces?!
16. It's a pile of pig!
17. These are my church feet.

And that's all for today!  Comment with random things from your life, and I will see you tomorrow for another fantabulous post of awesomeness.  Bye!