Noelle - Day 153 (Things You Never Expect To Hear, Part 2)

Hello everybody!
I'm sorry, but today's gotta be a short post...I don't have a ton of time.  Tell ya what, I'll make it up to you - Survivors parts tomorrow!  Until then, here's the list of things you never expect to hear, part 2 (duh)


  • Q: What did she just do?  A:  Oh, she just put a dragon in your hair, that's all.
  • Why do you want to be an insect?
  • My cat is the jiggly type.
  • See the grass...KNOW THE POWER OF THE GRASS!!!
  • Yes, here is your mystic ice.
  • Stop arguing!  We have enough ammunition to go around!
  • Why is your Frankenstein in my bin?
  • Stop eating that glue!
  • Why is there a chinchilla on your head?
  • Stop breaking Tractor Supply.
  • Water that plant with honey.
  • The gazebo is raining
  • MOM!!!  The devil has my eos!!!
And finally...the best of all randomness straight to your door via International Bffs...

Person: Those you see are brown-E's, say it with me, Brow-kneeeeee, no no no, not bricks, them be Brown-E's and they be yum-yum in my tum-tum.

Me:  What?

*100% of these are NOT made up.  These are all things that actually happen in my life.  I hear this kind of stuff everyday.

Comment below with your ideas or if you didn't like this post, say so!  See you tomorrow!

Comments

  1. elena melendezDecember 11, 2015

    i actually recognize most of these.

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  2. : Give me a type of civil injustice
    Student A: Human Trafficing

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