Noelle - Day 152 (Things You Never Expect to Hear, Part 1)

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Hello everybody!
It's your fave blogger, back with the normal boring stuff!  :)  You think I'm lazy, but this 365 stuff is (no joke) very, very hard.  You want to be me for a day?  It goes something like this.

  1. Jump out of bed in sheer terror as you either realize your alarm didn't go off or did go off (doesn't make a difference which you chose, be grumpy anyway)
  2. Eat breakfast in a half-sleep daze
  3. School...
  4. ..school...
  5. ...school..
  6. ..school...
  7. LUNCH BREAK
  8. ...school..
  9. ...school..
  10. etc
  11. About 6 in the evening, finish school and do your chores and practice piano
  12. Its time for dinner, so watch a show with your mom and dad and then do dishes...and do a humiliatingly large amount of begging to watch another show.
  13. Watch another show
  14. Drag yourself up the stairs for bed
  15. Listen to an audio book for three hours, trying to fall asleep
  16. Fall asleep
  17. Realize at 2:32 AM that you never posted on your blog
  18. Panic
So yeah, that's what my day's like on a normal basis...first world problems.

Anyway, to the actual post!  As some people know, I have a little list I like to call "Things You Never Expect to Hear" and I like to collect...things you never expect to hear.  And of course, I'm going to share said list with you.  Was this post predictable or what?  Here's the list:

  • If there are bats in your grass, be sure to take them out
  • Omigosh there is a chicken in my seat!
  • I-hate-white-rabbits-I-hate-white-rabbits-I-hate-white-rabbits
  • It's tomorrow in the morning
  • I'm protecting my armpits!
  • Oh look...there's an ant.
  • CICADA KILLER!!!
  • I could chomp on some caribou
  • We are infected with bulgar wheat
  • You should put your hair in the oven
  • stop chewing on your backpack.
  • I am wearing.
  • Person 1: It's a fez!  Person 2: No silly, its a moose duck!
  • Maleficent's sideburns
  • Chicken, chicken, eggs, chickens, chickens, duck
  • Them gloves are made for punching
  • He has the third eye!
  • Sparkly sparky boom! guy
  • Here, take bundle-o-joy away please, thank you!
  • This is my camel.  He is a wonderful camel.
  • Wackerdoodle!  Wackerdoodle for the win!
So yeah.  I did not make any of these up (honest to goodness, dead serious, no joke double chocolate strawberry twist)

Anyway, more coming tomorrow (don't forget to comment: puppies are better than dragons!) and I hope you have a great Sunday.
Location: New Jersey, USA

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  1. we3ernesNovember 25, 2015

    Puppies are better than dragons, especially in garlic sauce!

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