Sam - Day 236 (I Stole Jay's Laptop!)

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Hey guys Jay here! Hiya! I'm not Jay if you were wondering. It's me the great Sam Alexander, aka Ultimate Nova! Cool right?
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Man, I thought I would have more fans... Anyhow, I only have five minutes before Jayce, Jess and Jay barge in here and beat the living daylights out of me. They are like twin demons! *Shivers uncontrollably* I should probably hurry. 
Okay now i now you probably are wondering why I, the great Nova, decided to steal the she demon's* computer. Well, Noelle wouldn't let me blog and Jay is scary so I decided to steal her laptop instead. Now that I think about it, this probably isn't the best idea... Maybe I should re-

 SAM! GIVE ME MY LAPTOP! NOW!

 Oh h-hey Jay...What's up? Wait! Stop! Let me ghaxkfhe!! (Voice fades into distance)

 Hey guys sorry 'bout that. I'll end this now to save you the trouble of having to endure anymore of this.

 Hyvää päivänjatkoa!*
*Jay is a scary person when angered. Do not steal her laptop. She is a demon. For real.
Side note, I will now say my goodbyes in different languages. Whoever can figure out what i'm saying plus what language gets a virtual cookie.

Location: New Jersey, USA

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