Noelle - Day 291 (Sam's Post {yes, he finally gets one})

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Sup.
It is I, the amazing Sam, a.k.a. THE ULTIMATE NOVA!!!  What?  You haven't heard of me?  I'm like, the coolest super hero ever!  I totally deserve my own show, unlike Parker over there.  See?  Even Penny agrees!  *shoves Penny forward*
Penny:  Wha-?!
She totally agrees.  :D

See?  I totally need my own show.

Jess:  Humor him, please.  I'm tired of hearing him complain.
So how are all my fantabulous followers?  Doing good?  Not so much?  Need saving from the ultimate me?  Oh yes, I remember what I was doing now.  I have been informed that people want the inside scoop on Jess's daily life.  (*grumble* nobody ever wants the inside scoop on me *grumble grump*)  Well, fine.

Jess's day starts out like this:  She wakes up super duper early (seriously, sometimes I haven't even fallen asleep when she's getting up) and she drinks, like, way too much coffee.  So much.  Although it drives her boyfriend, Danny, nuts.
Jess:  He is NOT my boyfriend!
He is too, shut up.  The fandom all agrees.
Jess:  Last time, I checked, the fandom was all busy shipping Jam.
Wha- what's Jam?  WHO IS JAM.  TELL M- JESSICA WILLOW GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!  *throws something heavy at her*  *accidentally hits Danny instead*  BLAME YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Anyway, even after she's drunk a bunch of coffee and been awake for like, four and a half hours (I'm not joking - rumors say that she does yoga after her morning warm up.  With Black Widow) she's still really grumpy.  Nobody knows why, because if I had been up for four hours and drunk three cups of coffee, I would be bouncing off the walls (at least, that's what Ava says)

But for Jess?  After all that, she looks like this:


Jess:  is that a llama.
Yes, Jess, it is a llama.  A llama that looks like you in the morning.
Jess:  is thAT A LLAMA?
Yes.  But, a, um, very pretty llama.  Just like you.
Jess: IS THAT A LLAMA?!
Oh crud please don't kill me aaaaaaah!!!!

*this post is now over, as Sam has been killed by Jess*

Location: New Jersey, USA

Comments

  1. Elena M.April 10, 2016

    Sam, you need help.

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    1. theChalkGirlApril 10, 2016

      I DO NOT!!

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    2. Amelia R.April 10, 2016

      Jayce says that you need to be put into an asylum like Jordan's.

      Jayce: You really do though...

      Delete
    3. Elena M.April 23, 2016

      I'm the good type of insane. Sam on the other hand * pats Sam on head* well, let's just say that he has issues.

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    4. Amelia R.May 03, 2016

      Jayce: Yes, "issues"
      Jordan: He really does need a therapist though

      Delete

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