Noelle - Day 91 (Jokes from Times Long Gone)

Things that you will only get if you're me...
Or somebody like me...or in my family...or one of my wacko friends...or just my homeschool group in general.

Yes, today's boring post is all about the weird things that go on in my life - from 4H to just joking around with Mom before school.

1. The Gravestone Ad:  So my Mom and I were driving along to the library when she hears a snippet of a commercial saying, "Buy one grave on sale..."  And Mom and I look at each other like...huh?  So I casually say, "Running low on places to store dead bodies?  Well worry no more!  We're selling head stones, buy one get two free!  In fact, buy a coffin now and get a gravestone free {engraving changeable}"  (I checked it out later, this ad is for real...buy two get one free till September 23)
2. It's Sam's Fault:  Nobody knows where this phrase came from exactly came from, but it's really catchy.  Don't know why you did so badly on that math test?  It's Sam's fault.  Mosquitos getting you down?  It's Sam's fault.  Unfortunately, Sam is a real person, and the poor kid is now blamed for everything.  :(
3. SUG!!!:  What happens when you're trying to prank-text your friends at night by typing "Sup" over and over, but it ends up autocorrecting to sug.  Now it's a verbal conversation-filler, along with the following - wassuggie; moose; spaghetti; a Russian restaurant; so Iron Man...huh? (you don't want to know); so how are you? (over and over and over); hiya; sup; so there was this thing; I haven't been able to _____ since the incident; and many, many more.  All of these make sense - you do not question my logic.  There is no escaping.
4. Spatula Man:  You've heard about Spatula Man and his crew, the Amazing Utensils.  Go forth into the internet and spread around Spatula Man.  You know you want to do it...go...do my evil bidding....
5. Nick Names for EVERYBODY:  This one is my fault.  I come up with nicknames, and they stick in my head, although not in anybody else's, except in special cases.  (These are not all my nick names though, just so you know)  - Ice cubes; steam head; Amanda (person who this is referring to is NOT named Amanda); Fang; Alexis or Alexia; Freckles; Teacup; Lizard; Bones; My Queen; and again, a lot more.
6. It's A Long Story:  Full confession - this has just been something I say when I'm too lazy to explain something.  Usually referring to another one of my weirdo wacked-out jokes and somebody's not in on the loop.

If you think of any more that I've forgot, put in the comment box down below \/ \/ \/!!!  I do love my comments...not that I ever get any.  Be sure to give reasons, or you can just remind me of one and I'll write it out.  :)  Talk to guys tomorrow for day 92 of 365! (*Straightens caculator* 268 days of blogging to go...sigh)

P.S.

As a reward for reading through my boring post about randomness, you get to know that tomorrow will have R.M.S. parts!!!  :)